Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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