i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Do I have a choice?
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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