VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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