kristin has been a bad kristin
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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