just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
