there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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