Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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