"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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