question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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