return my video game
and you said cock pushups were impossible
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
