I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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