So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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