awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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