I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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