people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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