Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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