How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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