: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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