Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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