physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do vagina's smell?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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