btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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