Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I cut my penus on the lid.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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