didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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