All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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