i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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