small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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