But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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