He disabled his match.com account in front of me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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