another moral hangover. fuck.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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