I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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