We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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