I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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