I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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