wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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