It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
