party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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