Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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