Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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