so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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