I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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