trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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