Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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