Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize