Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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