On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
it's great music for shaving your balls
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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