Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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