Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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