tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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