Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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