so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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