Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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