I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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