Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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